I've been asked a lot lately who I'm voting for. I honestly don't think it matters who I vote for. Why is that? It's a simple solution. It's so simple, in fact, it's almost scary. Barack Obama will win. Hands out, no questions about it. And why will he win? Because he is SEXIER than every other candidate. Just look at the news. There are countless newspaper articles about how fat Hillary looks. She's blaming it on the fact that she is a woman. But the truth? It's because she's not as attractive as other candidates! Will John McCain win? Of course not, he's ugly. Obama has everything it takes to be sexy. A lean body. Nicely cut hair. A great, quick personality just adds the sugar.

Some of you may be thinking, "That's absurd!"... but really, is it so absurd? Who wins American Idol? The good looking people (with the exception Ruben Stoddard) of course! I'm not pointing fingers, saying some people are better than others, I'm just putting it the way it is. You will see, Obama will win.